{"id":96,"date":"2007-11-19T22:02:05","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T03:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2007-11-19T22:02:05","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T03:02:05","slug":"4-3-2-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/4-3-2-1\/","title":{"rendered":"4, 3, 2, 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Scene: the bathroom. <strong>Nate<\/strong> is ready to wash his hands, but he is not quite strong enough to turn on the faucet. <strong>Opa, <\/strong>Nate&#8217;s paternal grandfather, is supervising.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>You have five seconds to turn the water on for me.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad (offstage): <\/em>Nate, you may not speak to Opa that way. Please apologize, and ask him nicely.<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Opa, will you please have five seconds to turn the water on for me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: the bathroom. Nate is ready to wash his hands, but he is not quite strong enough to turn on the faucet. Opa, Nate&#8217;s paternal grandfather, is supervising. Nate: You have five seconds to turn the water on for me. Dad (offstage): Nate, you may not speak to Opa that way. Please apologize, and ask &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/4-3-2-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">4, 3, 2, 1<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}