{"id":92,"date":"2007-09-22T23:11:21","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T03:11:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2007-09-23T21:06:30","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T01:06:30","slug":"is-dis-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/is-dis-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Is dis love?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling much better, thank you. Last week&#8217;s fever really messed up my head, though. As I mentioned in my last post, when I tried to read, or write, the words would rearrange themselves on the page as I was looking at them. It occurs to me to wonder if this is what it was like for Sarah.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Sarah was dyslexic. I read pretty fast, when I&#8217;m not febrile, and she used to take it as a personal offense that I could finish a book in the time it would take her to finish a chapter.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah had an extensive collection of floaty pens, so the word <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eskesen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Eskesen<\/a> was pretty common in her vocabulary. When we were first dating, every time she would say Eskesen, I would correct her: no, it&#8217;s Eseksen. And when she would say Eseksen, I would correct her: no, it&#8217;s Eskesen. It got to the point where even I didn&#8217;t know which was right any more. I managed to keep a straight face for almost two months before I couldn&#8217;t keep it going any more, and confessed. We laughed, but then she said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a really mean thing to do to a dyslexic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One day she called me from work, giggling. &#8220;Hi honey,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I saw the strangest headline on CNN.com today. It said, CLAM BELLIES UNREST IN THE MIDDLE EAST. And I thought, what could that possibly be about? Is it because shellfish aren&#8217;t kosher? Or, what&#8217;s-it, halal? Maybe something to do with the oil spill?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So then I went to a meeting, and when I got back to my desk, it said, CALM BELIES UNREST IN THE MIDDLE EAST. That makes a lot more sense, don&#8217;t you think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We shared a good chuckle over that. Her sign-off was the same, whenever she looked silly: &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you lucky? You get to keep me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling much better, thank you. Last week&#8217;s fever really messed up my head, though. As I mentioned in my last post, when I tried to read, or write, the words would rearrange themselves on the page as I was looking at them. It occurs to me to wonder if this is what it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/is-dis-love\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Is dis love?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sarah","category-whiskey-tango-foxtrot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}