{"id":79,"date":"2007-06-28T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T02:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2007-06-28T22:08:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T02:08:00","slug":"mushmouth-shoutin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/mushmouth-shoutin\/","title":{"rendered":"Mushmouth Shoutin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Scene: <strong>Nate&#8217;s<\/strong> bedroom. Nate is playing with his cars. <strong>Dad<\/strong> is unsuccessfully trying to get Nate to put his pajamas on.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Hey daddy, do you know what (unintelligible) is?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>Um, what? Do I know what what is?<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>(unintelligible)! Do you know what (unintelligible) is?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>Did you say Hannah Montana? Do I know what Hannah Montana is?<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>No! Not Hannah Montana! I&#8217;ll just tell you. It&#8217;s pink.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>What&#8217;s pink?<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>(unintelligible)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>Okay, it&#8217;s pink. But what <em>is<\/em> it?<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate (shouting): <\/em>It&#8217;s pink!<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad begins to laugh uncontrollably.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Oh, wait a minute, I forgot. It&#8217;s not pink.<strong><font color=\"#ff6600\" size=\"+1\"> <\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I finally figured out that he was saying (or trying to say) <em>anaranjado, <\/em>which is (apparently) the Spanish word for the color orange. Ah well, I expect his pronunciation is better than mine is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Nate&#8217;s bedroom. Nate is playing with his cars. Dad is unsuccessfully trying to get Nate to put his pajamas on. Nate: Hey daddy, do you know what (unintelligible) is? Dad: Um, what? Do I know what what is? Nate: (unintelligible)! Do you know what (unintelligible) is? Dad: Did you say Hannah Montana? Do I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/mushmouth-shoutin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mushmouth Shoutin&#8217;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}