{"id":77,"date":"2007-06-27T21:34:40","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T01:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2010-01-24T11:18:08","modified_gmt":"2010-01-24T15:18:08","slug":"the-lyrical-gangster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/the-lyrical-gangster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lyrical Gangster"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Contest results<\/h4>\n<p>Perhaps you recall <a title=\"Sing it if you understand.\" href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=75\">the little puzzle<\/a> that I announced last week. I was happy to see evidence on my stats page that a handful of people were making the attempt. But my dear friend Leigh threw her every spare moment into working on it. I should have known how she would react to the challenge; I remember how thoroughly <a title=\"If you value your soul, don't click this link.\" href=\"http:\/\/shygypsy.com\/farm\" target=\"_blank\">Funny Farm<\/a> possessed her soul last fall. Anyway, after innumerable hours of dogged detective work, she has identified all but one of the lyrics. That remaining one is nigh-impossible, so I name her the winner. Congratulations to Leigh, and thanks to all of you who tried!<\/p>\n<p>The answers:<!--more--><\/p>\n<dl>\n<dt>Won&#8217;t you stop and remember<\/dt>\n<dd>Simon and Garfunkel: <em>Hazy Shade of Winter<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Read me like a book<\/dt>\n<dd>10cc: <em>I&#8217;m Mandy, Fly Me<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Silver Spoons<\/dt>\n<dd>Bob Wirth and Rik Howard: <em>Together<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>With old-fashioned flavor in every bite<\/dt>\n<dd>A <a title=\"Creamy filling\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostnyout.html\" target=\"_blank\">Hostess jingle<\/a> from the mid-1960s. This one took Leigh the longest. But ah, the feeling of satisfaction when she finally found it! <\/dd>\n<dt>San Astrapi<\/dt>\n<dd>Manolis Lidakis: <em>San Astrapi (Like Lightning). <\/em>Hooray for puns in Greek. Ka-chow! <\/dd>\n<dt>White Noise<\/dt>\n<dd>Everclear: <em>White Noise<\/em> (the full lyric is &#8220;You live in white noise.&#8221; Spooky.) <\/dd>\n<dt>Eat It<\/dt>\n<dd>Weird Al Yankovic: <em>Eat It<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Feed me, Seymour<\/dt>\n<dd><em>Feed Me,<\/em> from the musical <em>Little Shop of Horrors<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Back in the USSR<\/dt>\n<dd>The Beatles: <em>Back in the USSR<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>The Melting Point of Wax<\/dt>\n<dd>Thrice: <em>The Melting Point of Wax<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>I&#8217;ve searched everywhere<\/dt>\n<dd><em>I&#8217;m Looking For Something,<\/em> from the play <em>The House of Blue Leaves<\/em> by John Guare. This is the impossible one. It&#8217;s a ringer; if you go to a lyrics search engine and search for &#8220;I&#8217;ve searched everywhere,&#8221; all of your results will be other people&#8217;s queries. It was mean of me to include it. <\/dd>\n<dt>Cat People<\/dt>\n<dd>David Bowie: <em>Cat People<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>The Golden Age<\/dt>\n<dd>Beck: <em>The Golden Age<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Rocket Man<\/dt>\n<dd>Elton John: <em>Rocket Man<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Friendly Fire<\/dt>\n<dd>UB40: <em>Friendly Fire<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Hair<\/dt>\n<dd>from the musical <em>Hair<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Heavy Metal<\/dt>\n<dd>Sammy Hagar: <em>Heavy Metal<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Hey, Miss, understand me.<\/dt>\n<dd>Too Much Joy: <em>Crush Story<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>The Story Goes On<\/dt>\n<dd>from the musical <em>Baby. <\/em>This is my favorite musical of all time. Amazon sells <a title=\"This is an affiliate link. Purchasing through this link makes me a tiny amount of money.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBaby-1983-Original-Broadway-Cast%2Fdp%2FB00000JT5V%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dmusic%26qid%3D1182912912%26sr%3D8-2&amp;tag=crankopotamus-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325\" target=\"_blank\">the original cast recording;<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: medium none  ! important; margin: 0px ! important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=crankopotamus-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/> their sample of this track is pretty good. To quote from their review: &#8220;In the emotional centerpiece of the show, <em>The Story Goes On,<\/em> Callaway reacts after feeling her baby kick for the first time.&#8221; <\/dd>\n<dt>Though I&#8217;m far away<\/dt>\n<dd>Sophie B. Hawkins: <em>As I Lay Me Down<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>He set them all in motion<\/dt>\n<dd>The Lads: <em>Creator<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>The Drops From The Faucet<\/dt>\n<dd>Nanci Griffith: <em>Drops From The Faucet<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>I want a new drug<\/dt>\n<dd>Huey Lewis &amp; the News: <em>I Want A New Drug<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Living my life in yesterday<\/dt>\n<dd>Barbra Streisand: <em>Heart Don&#8217;t Change My Mind<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>In other words<\/dt>\n<dd>Frank Sinatra: <em>Fly Me to the Moon<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Let nothing you dismay<\/dt>\n<dd><em>God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen<\/em> (traditional)<\/dd>\n<dt>Baby Likes Burping<\/dt>\n<dd>Weird Al: <em>Baby Likes Burping<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>i think of you day<\/dt>\n<dd>Blur: <em>Birthday<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Holiday Road<\/dt>\n<dd>Lindsey Buckingham: <em>Holiday Road<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Tradition<\/dt>\n<dd>from the musical <em>Fiddler on the Roof<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>They keep things loose, they keep things light<\/dt>\n<dd>King Harvest: <em>Dancing in the Moonlight<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>They&#8217;re meaningless and all that&#8217;s true<\/dt>\n<dd>The Police: <em>De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>You are not alone<\/dt>\n<dd><em>No one is alone,<\/em> from the musical <em>Into The Woods<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>oh God can&#8217;t you keep it down<\/dt>\n<dd>til tuesday: <em>Voices Carry<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Sweet Caroline<\/dt>\n<dd>Neil Diamond: <em>Sweet Caroline<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>The Water is Wide<\/dt>\n<dd>traditional Irish song<\/dd>\n<dt>And that laugh that wrinkles your nose<\/dt>\n<dd>Frank Sinatra: <em>The Way You Look Tonight<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>When you wish upon a star<\/dt>\n<dd>from the Disney movie <em>Pinocchio<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Come Sail Away<\/dt>\n<dd>Styx: <em>Come Sail Away<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Sominex<\/dt>\n<dd>from the musical <em>Little Shop of Horrors<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Smile, and maybe tomorrow<\/dt>\n<dd>Nat King Cole: <em>Smile<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme<\/dt>\n<dd><em>Scarborough Fair,<\/em> traditional English ballad<\/dd>\n<dt>Are you experienced?<\/dt>\n<dd>Jimi Hendrix: <em>Are You Experienced<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Independence Day<\/dt>\n<dd>Elliot Smith: <em>Independence Day<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>And the seasons, they go round and round<\/dt>\n<dd>Joni Mitchell: <em>Circle Game<\/em><\/dd>\n<dt>Waiting to sail your worries away<\/dt>\n<dd><em>Hushabye Mountain,<\/em> from the Disney movie <em>Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. <\/em>Sarah used to sing this lullabye to Nate when he was an infant. Even then, I couldn&#8217;t listen to it without tearing up.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contest results Perhaps you recall the little puzzle that I announced last week. I was happy to see evidence on my stats page that a handful of people were making the attempt. But my dear friend Leigh threw her every spare moment into working on it. I should have known how she would react to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/the-lyrical-gangster\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Lyrical Gangster<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behind-the-scenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":316,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}