{"id":56,"date":"2007-04-10T22:14:49","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T03:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=56"},"modified":"2007-04-10T22:14:49","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T03:14:49","slug":"rocket-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/rocket-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Rocket Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So! I think Nate has allergies.<\/p>\n<p>Shocking, I know. Where could he have gotten those?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, he isn&#8217;t very good at blowing his nose yet. This means that his sneezes are, shall we say, high output. Luckily, I already know a little something about allergies, so there is always a box or packet of Kleenex ready to hand.<\/p>\n<p>Along with various potions and philtres, we are also trying a few anti-cat protocols. These primarily consist of putting clean laundry away, and spreading a towel over Nate&#8217;s bed and pillow before we go out.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight when we got home, Nate went upstairs to get a toy. &#8220;Dad! I found a lump!&#8221; is not what I was expecting to hear. I followed him upstairs and discovered that Figaro had managed to crawl underneath the towel and was simultaneously sleeping and shedding on Nate&#8217;s comforter. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen him look quite so pleased with himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So! I think Nate has allergies. Shocking, I know. Where could he have gotten those? Anyway, he isn&#8217;t very good at blowing his nose yet. This means that his sneezes are, shall we say, high output. Luckily, I already know a little something about allergies, so there is always a box or packet of Kleenex &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/rocket-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rocket Man<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate","category-that-darn-cat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}