{"id":54,"date":"2007-03-30T20:08:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T01:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2007-03-30T20:08:04","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T01:08:04","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day at dinner, Nate announced, “Daddy! Guess what I learned in school today?”<\/p>\n

“What, honey?”<\/p>\n

“I learned that all boys have short hair, and all girls have long hair.”<\/p>\n

I laughed. “That’s not true, Nate! I know lots of girls with short hair, and lots of boys with long hair.”<\/p>\n

He squinted at me. “No, you don’t.”<\/p>\n

Hm. Okay, time to break out the big guns. “Stay here, please; I’ll be right back.” Down to the basement I went, and returned carrying this picture:<\/p>\n

\"Read\"<\/p>\n

Tim shot this in the mid-’90s as an assignment for his portrait class. I’ve always loved it.<\/p>\n

“Do you know who that is, Nate?”<\/p>\n

“…no.”<\/p>\n

“That’s me, when I was younger.”<\/p>\n

He peered at the picture, and then looked at me, doubtfully. “So… you were a girl?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The other day at dinner, Nate announced, “Daddy! Guess what I learned in school today?” “What, honey?” “I learned that all boys have short hair, and all girls have long hair.” I laughed. “That’s not true, Nate! I know lots of girls with short hair, and lots of boys with long hair.” He squinted at … Continue reading Hair<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}