{"id":43,"date":"2007-01-17T22:31:47","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T03:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2007-04-16T15:12:24","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T19:12:24","slug":"in-other-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/in-other-words\/","title":{"rendered":"In other words"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Funkenstein<\/h4>\n<p>Maybe two weeks ago, around bath time. Nate danced out of his room wearing only his socks, and said, &#8220;Daddy! Let&#8217;s get funky!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I howled with laughter, he looked worried. He came over to me and whispered in my ear: &#8220;Actually, I&#8217;m not sure I want to get funky. What does funky look like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<h4>Choodessny<\/h4>\n<p>Another night, another bathtime. I said, &#8220;Tubby time, please. <em>Pazhaloosta!<\/em> It means please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me and said, &#8220;Lossa-possum.  That means no thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funkenstein Maybe two weeks ago, around bath time. Nate danced out of his room wearing only his socks, and said, &#8220;Daddy! Let&#8217;s get funky!&#8221; When I howled with laughter, he looked worried. He came over to me and whispered in my ear: &#8220;Actually, I&#8217;m not sure I want to get funky. What does funky look &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/in-other-words\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In other words<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}