{"id":342,"date":"2011-07-12T06:41:37","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T10:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=342"},"modified":"2011-07-12T09:05:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T13:05:16","slug":"pleasantly-surprised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/pleasantly-surprised\/","title":{"rendered":"Pleasantly Surprised"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Scene: The bathroom behind the Boulevard Diner in Worcester. <strong>Nate<\/strong> has just finished getting sick to his stomach. <strong>Dad<\/strong> is helping to clean up.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate:<\/em> Well, this was unexpected.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad:<\/em> To tell you the truth, I expect something like this all the time. That way, when it doesn&#8217;t happen, it&#8217;s like a super-duper bonus.<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate:<\/em> So\u2026 every day of my life is like a super-duper bonus to you?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad:<\/em> That&#8217;s exactly right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: The bathroom behind the Boulevard Diner in Worcester. Nate has just finished getting sick to his stomach. Dad is helping to clean up. Nate: Well, this was unexpected. Dad: To tell you the truth, I expect something like this all the time. That way, when it doesn&#8217;t happen, it&#8217;s like a super-duper bonus. Nate: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/pleasantly-surprised\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pleasantly Surprised<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}