{"id":112,"date":"2008-08-17T23:11:11","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T03:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=112"},"modified":"2008-08-18T07:24:52","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T11:24:52","slug":"five-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/five-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five years ago tonight, Nathaniel was born.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah had awakened me at five o&#8217;clock that morning. I had been up late the night before, assembling the crib, and I thought she was joking when she said it was time.  I was not amused. But I quickly figured out that she was serious.<\/p>\n<p>It was a long day. I took a few naps on the chair in her hospital room.<\/p>\n<p>Nate arrived during the night shift change, so we had double the usual number of nurses on hand. The room was a flurry of activity. They bathed him, weighed him, squirted antibiotics into his eyes, and before we knew it, whisked him off to the nursery.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly we were alone. Sarah looked at me, and laughed. &#8220;Don&#8217;t you dare tell me <em>you&#8217;re <\/em>tired.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the birth certificate. 11:11 PM.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, child. I love you.<\/p>\n<p>Make a wish!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five years ago tonight, Nathaniel was born. Sarah had awakened me at five o&#8217;clock that morning. I had been up late the night before, assembling the crib, and I thought she was joking when she said it was time. I was not amused. But I quickly figured out that she was serious. It was a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/five-years\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five Years<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate","category-sarah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}