{"id":111,"date":"2008-11-03T14:43:02","date_gmt":"2008-11-03T18:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=111"},"modified":"2008-11-03T14:43:02","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T18:43:02","slug":"youre-not-sleepy-as-you-seem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/youre-not-sleepy-as-you-seem\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re not sleepy as you seem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Scene: <strong>Nate&#8217;s<\/strong> bedroom, at bedtime. <strong>Dad<\/strong> has just finished singing two lullabies and is administering goodnight kisses.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Daddy, can I please have another song?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>It&#8217;s time for bed, sweetie, but we&#8217;ll see you in the morning.<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Daddy, can I just have one little hug?<\/p>\n<p><em>They hug.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>Daddy?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dad: <\/em>Yes, my darling?<\/p>\n<p><em>Nate: <\/em>How does electricity work?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Nate&#8217;s bedroom, at bedtime. Dad has just finished singing two lullabies and is administering goodnight kisses. Nate: Daddy, can I please have another song? Dad: It&#8217;s time for bed, sweetie, but we&#8217;ll see you in the morning. Nate: Daddy, can I just have one little hug? They hug. Nate: Daddy? Dad: Yes, my darling? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/youre-not-sleepy-as-you-seem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re not sleepy as you seem<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}