{"id":108,"date":"2008-03-07T06:13:02","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T11:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.crankopotamus.com\/blog\/?p=108"},"modified":"2008-03-07T06:13:02","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T11:13:02","slug":"spinning-into-glory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/spinning-into-glory\/","title":{"rendered":"Spinning into glory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What do you call it when you decide to wash your son&#8217;s snow boots in the washing machine, which not only completely destroys said washing machine, but also shrinks the boot liners, necessitating the purchase of new boots and a new washing machine?<\/p>\n<p>A: A total wash.<\/p>\n<p>Honorable mention goes to Nancy, who responded, &#8220;Taking yourself to the cleaners.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What do you call it when you decide to wash your son&#8217;s snow boots in the washing machine, which not only completely destroys said washing machine, but also shrinks the boot liners, necessitating the purchase of new boots and a new washing machine? A: A total wash. Honorable mention goes to Nancy, who responded, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/spinning-into-glory\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spinning into glory<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-can-we-build-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crankopotamus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}